Memoirs, Abridged

I've been working on my memoirs*, and here are the chapter titles I have so far... (This is a work in progress.)

All My Friends are Wed by Jen Clapp

If I'd Been a Member of Jefferson Starship

Overwhelmed and Anxious but Totally Fine. I'M FINE.

How is it Only 2pm: A Typical Corporate Workday

Raw Egg Flavored Food and Other Things I Don't Eat

I'm not Meaning to Yell at You I'm Just Concerned About Being on SpeakerPhone

*not really